Friday, May 02, 2008

Side effects may include... ahh, nevermind

It's double-stupidity day, as I just found a video commercial for a new acid reflux drug, called Aciphex.

Say it loud, say it proud, watch this video, then check to see if ass-effects is right for you.

Beef: It's what's for drinking

This morning, I opened up one of our company newsletters, supplied by our healthcare carrier, Cigna. This month, the topic is oral health. Here's what it had to say about soft drinks:

The hard truth about soft drinks:
• One out of every four beverages consumed in America today is a soft drink.
• Soft-drink consumption surpasses that of all other beverages, including milk, beef, coffee and water.

Mmm. Nothing like starting the day with a cold glass of beef.