Friday, May 02, 2008

Beef: It's what's for drinking

This morning, I opened up one of our company newsletters, supplied by our healthcare carrier, Cigna. This month, the topic is oral health. Here's what it had to say about soft drinks:

The hard truth about soft drinks:
• One out of every four beverages consumed in America today is a soft drink.
• Soft-drink consumption surpasses that of all other beverages, including milk, beef, coffee and water.

Mmm. Nothing like starting the day with a cold glass of beef.

3 comments:

AddledWriter said...

haha, is there a copyediting position open?

Unknown said...

You know, this is the third time in the last couple of weeks that I've been reminded of that Primus album Pork Soda.

Mmmmm...

Walt said...

Beef Beer.